I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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