I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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