I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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