everyone is single if you try hard enough
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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