the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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