brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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