Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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