i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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