the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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