Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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