Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I can't turn off my feet"
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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