even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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