Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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