im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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