at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
