why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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