MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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