does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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