Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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