great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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