on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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