we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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