Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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