she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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