That's intense
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
