Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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