I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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