i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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