My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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