Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Text me some of your sweat
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