Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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