she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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