69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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