Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This is the high leading the old right now
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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