she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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