I wish i was in the wii world.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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