He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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