A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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