But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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