i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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