if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
only if we run a train.
done.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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