At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You are a genius and a whore.
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