Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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