Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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