I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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