I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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