we have pet lesbian snakes
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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