North Korea, Best Korea!
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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