R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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