that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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