scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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