i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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