The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
