didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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