She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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