It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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