Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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