i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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